September 18, 2010

Anniespeak.

Anniespeak needs more catchphrases.

i've defaulted to normal, ugly, BORING phrases as of late. how terrible, unfortunate, and sad.

exhibit a: while "studying" at bricks & scones today (side note: they have yummy--albeit a tad sweet--caramel macchiatos, and it was my first time having a caramel macchiato in my life), i was trying to snag one of the tables from a woman who was just about to leave. she was telling me that it was my lucky day because she couldn't focus on being productive this afternoon. and i replied with, "isn't that always the case?" and she disagreed by saying no, that she's actually pretty good on a regular basis..and maybe that was the case for me. i was mortified. ISN'T THAT ALWAYS THE CASE?? when do i EVER say that?!?

exhibit b: i sometimes say "that's crazy" to situations that really aren't that crazy at all.

exhibit c: i haven't spread the wonderful term "haterade" in over 26 days (approximation). what is this world coming to...

sooner or later, i'm going to start saying "cool beans," which would be the death of Anniespeak all together. and that would be a sad, sad, sad day.

No comments:

Post a Comment